Mosquito repellant that works

Spring’s nearly here, and I’m fired up to go camping. You know, the crackling fire with fresh fish filets sputtering in the butter, the howl of young coyotes in the distance, the soft tunes flowing from your buddy’s acoustic guitar, and the horrific gnash of vicious insect teeth upon your own fleshy face.

 

To combat itchy welts and bloodletting from an otherwise great time, here’s one of the better products I’ve seen, and yes, it really works. It’s called a Thermacell. It uses a butane cartridge that heats up a replaceable pad of repellent. It quietly forms a human-safe, no-fly-zone cloud around you that even the blood thirstiest of winged vampires can’t hack. It’s perfect for fishing, hunting, outdoor concerts, redneck weddings, porch parties and yes, even in your truck if your truck’s interior attracts flies like mine does. One time while camping my Thermacell saved my life; I did lose my girlfriend over the same trip, but that’s another story altogether.