Revealed: The Best Christmas Gift Ever!

I’ve got it! I know what it is! I have identified the greatest Christmas gift ever, so stop frantically surfing the Cabela’s website. I’m not kidding!
What is it? Drumroll please….

It’s a Lifetime Hunting and Fishing License.
They can be purchased from most states’ Department of Fish and Wildlife Divisions, online with a credit card. Yes, they are fairly expensive—usually from $500-$1000, but they can never be lost, broken or outgrown, and it will provide your NRA Country child, family member or significant other a lifetime of hassle-free outdoor experiences, pounds of healthy food and more fond memories than you’ll ever be able to recall.